1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,837 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ 2 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:08,174 ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ 3 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:11,844 ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ 4 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,847 ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ 5 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:18,309 ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ 6 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:21,604 ♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪ 7 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,189 ♪ All the things that make us ♪ 8 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:25,024 ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ 9 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:30,155 ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ 10 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:34,075 - Synced and corrected by AlexandreMT - - www.addic7ed.com - 11 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:39,455 A little taste of the future right here in Quahog? 12 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,499 That's right. Virtual Reality World 13 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,501 has just opened its doors to the public. 14 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,711 For those of you who don't know what VR is, 15 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,672 I will now attempt to explain it to you 16 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,340 without the aid of a teleprompter. 17 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:50,967 You put a computer on a face, 18 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,511 and it's like this whole world, man. It's crazy. 19 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:56,013 I dated a chick whose little brother had one. 20 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:57,181 Just nuts. 21 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,517 - Guys, let's go to VR World. - Hell yeah. 22 00:00:59,518 --> 00:01:01,270 - Let's do it. - All right. 23 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,272 I mixed up the letters. 24 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:06,233 - We- - We'll... We'll-we'll get there. 25 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:14,407 Gentlemen, the going rate is 20 bucks a game over here. 26 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,117 Who's got a pair of stones big enough 27 00:01:16,118 --> 00:01:18,452 to challenge the mighty Meg? 28 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,621 My money's on the table. 29 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,498 Can you please get out of my way? 30 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,667 - Come take my money. - My hand is bleeding, 31 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:26,919 and I need to wash it so it doesn't get infected! 32 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,462 Oh, okay. 33 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,631 He scurred. Everybody scurred. 34 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,508 Damn bunch of panzos over here. 35 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,927 Bruce, how we doing on those Gulden's packets? 36 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:38,140 I got my mind on my mustard and my mustard on my mind. 37 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,143 There it is. 38 00:01:42,144 --> 00:01:44,312 What is going on with you today? 39 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:45,771 I'm just so bored. 40 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,107 Ain't nobody forcing you to stay here. 41 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,233 Go do something. 42 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,736 I did. I went over to that new car wash. 43 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:54,989 They got all the rainbow lights. Real classy joint. 44 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:58,868 Anyway, they say I can only go through five times. 45 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:00,786 Like, why would you restrict that? 46 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:02,455 Listen, Meg, I got to run. 47 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,416 A special-needs boy got his hands on a Rum and Coke, 48 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:08,961 and he's absolutely destroying the arcade. 49 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:12,131 Hey, if you really got nothing going on, 50 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:14,216 I could use a ride home. 51 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,677 Yeah, like I'm really gonna let some... 52 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:19,388 hot piece of ass in my car. 53 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,766 How the hell are you doing, boy? 54 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:24,226 I'm good, thanks. 55 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,770 My name's Seymour. 56 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:28,397 I'm Meg. But everyone here calls me Thrash. 57 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:30,191 - Heya, Meg. - Wow. 58 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,942 Yeah, I'll give you a ride. 59 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:34,613 Just hope you don't mind going fast. 60 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,407 Here, let me show you how it's done. 61 00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,286 Oh, sorry. That's my phone. 62 00:02:42,287 --> 00:02:44,748 Let it go to voice mail. 63 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:53,047 Gentlemen, welcome to Virtual Reality World. 64 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:55,216 Now, who's ready to put something on your face 65 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:58,679 that was on someone else's face 15 minutes ago? 66 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:05,184 Wow! Mine says, "Low battery. Charge immediately." 67 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,270 Is this real life? 68 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:15,194 Aw, cool. Virtual reality: The Hulk. 69 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,862 What's going on? What's happening? 70 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:20,032 I don't know. It's weird. It keeps stopping and rebooting. 71 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,367 Eric Bana, smash. 72 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,285 Edward Norton, smash. 73 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,996 - Okay, here we go. Mark Ruffalo. - Are you smashing? 74 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:28,332 No, I'm mainly just updating my Twitter avatar 75 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:29,917 to raise awareness about fracking. 76 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,544 That's lame. Try getting angry. 77 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,588 Uh, I don't get angry. I vote. 78 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:35,924 I vote. 79 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:41,512 So, Seymour, you from around here? 80 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:42,805 Just moved here from Philly. 81 00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,807 Oh, right on. I love Philly. 82 00:03:44,808 --> 00:03:46,517 - I hated it... - Kind of a dump. 83 00:03:46,518 --> 00:03:48,686 - ...when I had to leave. - Great town. 84 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,771 Maybe I'm thinking of Dallas. 85 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:52,857 - You want some mustard? - No, thanks. 86 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:55,609 I had a chalky, expired Kit Kat at the bowling alley. 87 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:56,736 Right on. 88 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,948 Sorry for all the packet racket. 89 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,992 These things can be a little tricky. 90 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,661 There we go. 91 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:08,581 Hooah! It's that tang that gets me. 92 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:11,041 Hey, Meg, would you mind - pulling over at this 7... Eleven? 93 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:13,377 No doubt. I am the same way. 94 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,546 Once I start thinking about that hot case, 95 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:17,257 I gots to pull over. 96 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:25,181 I'll just do sex. You don't need that. 97 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,392 Wait right here. 98 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,852 What the... 99 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:32,814 What is happening right now? 100 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,403 Damn it. I should have just stayed home. 101 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:40,905 This is a bigger mistake 102 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:43,073 than the Bill Belichick Christmas album. 103 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:48,037 ♪ Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer ♪ 104 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,790 ♪ Had some real explosive plays ♪ 105 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,250 ♪ And if we saw zone defense ♪ 106 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:55,961 ♪ We knew that it was gonna give us the best ability ♪ 107 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:57,296 ♪ To get the ball down the field ♪ 108 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,256 ♪ And we understood our opponents ♪ 109 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:01,927 ♪ Might have some difficulty with that. ♪ 110 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,518 What's up with those hiccups? 111 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,019 I don't know. 112 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,771 I think I said "giggity..." too fast 113 00:05:13,772 --> 00:05:15,105 when the guy was... explaining 114 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,774 how the goggles... sit on your face. 115 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:18,442 Now they're not going away. 116 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,944 - Boo! - What are you doing? 117 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:21,612 You can scare 'em away. 118 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,155 You thought that would scare me? 119 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,949 Crap. Why aren't they going away? 120 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,742 This is worse than the B side... 121 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,787 of that Bill Belichick... Christmas album. 122 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,622 ♪ On the first day of Christmas ♪ 123 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,624 ♪ My true love gave to me ♪ 124 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,042 ♪ $4 million ♪ 125 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:37,504 ♪ And a player to be named later. ♪ 126 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,470 Let's go, Meg! Drive! 127 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,260 All right, Meg. 128 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:27,595 That was awesome. 129 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:28,929 Where have you been all my life? 130 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,181 Probably mostly at my house. 131 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:34,602 Oh! One time, my dad took me to see Stevie Nicks 132 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:35,811 when my mom was sick. 133 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,399 What do you think she's gonna play next, Dad? 134 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,276 I don't know, but if it's "Edge of Seventeen," 135 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,986 back up. I need some twirling room. 136 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,074 Back up! Back up! Back up! 137 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,171 Well, look who's finally up. 138 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,173 Oh, I'm up, all right. 139 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,967 Meg, drive! 140 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,931 How do you want your eggs? 141 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,599 120 miles an hour 142 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,768 on the razor's edge between life and death. 143 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,687 Okay. I'll just do, like, a cheesy scramble. 144 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:21,565 Hey, Dad, is it all right if I use the car again? 145 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,817 Yeah, that's fine. Why? What do you got going on? 146 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,153 Oh, just some stuff. 147 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:35,788 What was all that noise in your bedroom this morning? 148 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,998 Oh, you know, not much. 149 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:46,924 All right, Mr. Quagmire, 150 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,384 I understand you have the hiccups. 151 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,970 Now, it says here on your chart you've tried "boo." 152 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,389 Outside of that, the best way to treat hiccups 153 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:54,682 is through hypnosis. 154 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,517 Yeah, hypnosis helps with all sorts of stuff. 155 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:59,770 This guy even helped me recover a traumatic repressed memory. 156 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,439 One front-row ticket for Nickelback, please. 157 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,607 The music was great, 158 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,318 but I split my black jeans during "Photograph." 159 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:09,489 The bouncers had to carry me out with a napkin over my ass. 160 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,076 My mama always said that hiccups 161 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:16,203 are a sign that the devil's got a hold of you. 162 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:19,081 If anything can drive 'em away, it's Reverend Lucius. 163 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:21,250 And, like all Black priests, 164 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:23,168 he's Whitney Houston's uncle. 165 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,795 Is this the possessed one? 166 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:28,757 Son, I'm now going to place my hands on the afflicted area. 167 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,968 Satan, release your grasp from this man. 168 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,470 In the name of Christ, I exorcise thee, 169 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:35,015 infernal invader! 170 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,561 Well, I'm out of purple-suited ideas. 171 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:41,895 Peter, what are you doing? 172 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,523 He's doing hiccup stuff. I'm doing hat stuff. 173 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,442 Easy with the fans, ladies. 174 00:08:46,443 --> 00:08:48,236 Easy with the fans. 175 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:55,075 Right on time. 176 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:44,458 Meg, what are you doing? You're not gonna beat it. 177 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:46,460 Who said anything about beating it? 178 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,797 Can you pass me that retainer in the cup holder? 179 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,445 I have to wear it 180 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:18,075 or my teeth will shift. 181 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:20,786 That's smart. 182 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,372 Mine have shifted. 183 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,291 See? 184 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,676 Yes! That's what I'm talking about, Meg! 185 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,761 I love hanging out with you. 186 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,013 That was such a rush! 187 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:43,058 This must be what it's like to get a B12 shot. 188 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:46,645 Hi. I'm a bored white person looking to waste $60? 189 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,272 Well, I have a certificate 190 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,107 from a probably, like, three-day course 191 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,276 that says I can inject people with stuff. 192 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,570 That needle's clean, right? 193 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,114 You bet it is. 194 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,884 Hey... I saw your TV was on 195 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,635 and thought I'd... swing by. 196 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,137 Geez, you look like hell. 197 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,222 Listen, I'm at the end of my rope here. 198 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,891 I can't sleep. I can't eat. 199 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:26,310 Peyton Manning was accused of assaulting a woman... 200 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,811 and it just kind of went away. 201 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,563 I need you to do something for me, Peter. 202 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:30,731 What is it? You name it. 203 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,358 I don't want to live like this. I need... 204 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,902 I need you to kill me. 205 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,112 What?! Quagmire, I can't do that. 206 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,488 You're-you're my best friend. 207 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:40,699 If that's true, then you'll... do it. 208 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,242 You don't know what it's been like. 209 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:45,495 I can't remember the last time I slept... 15 minutes straight. 210 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:48,373 It's torture, Peter... and it's driving me insane! 211 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,418 Please... I'm begging you. 212 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,924 Well, if it's really come to that, 213 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,676 if that's what you really want, I'll do it. 214 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,638 Oh, thank you, Peter. And you have to do it. 215 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,182 You can't let me out of it, no matter how much I insist. 216 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,309 It's done. I'll come get you tomorrow. 217 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,686 Thank you, Peter... thank you so much. 218 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,438 What are you doing with your Hawaiian shirts? 219 00:12:11,439 --> 00:12:13,190 I want them tightly folded 220 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:15,108 like a flag at a military funeral. 221 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:24,451 There's a condom in the pocket. And it's used. 222 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:32,001 Who else but Quagmire? 223 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:40,050 Burn. Why aren't you burning? 224 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,219 Uh, Black Irish, Chris. 225 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:43,929 I never burn, only tan. 226 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,016 Uh, hey, Kel, how's that cocktail coming along? 227 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:54,564 Listen, Meg, I've got a big job I've been thinking about. 228 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,067 - I'm talking huge. - You're not... 229 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,069 You're not seriously thinking about robbing 230 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,821 - Ross Dress for Less. - Ross Dress for Less. Exactly. 231 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,240 It's their Memorial Day sale this weekend. 232 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,033 - Big job. - Big savings. 233 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,785 That's Ross Dress for Less. 234 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,787 Gonna need a hell of a driver. 235 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,123 I knew I could count on you. 236 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,541 What kind is this? 237 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:13,959 It's French's. 238 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:20,299 Oh, my God, Meg's gonna commit a robbery. 239 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,009 What am I gonna do? 240 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,720 Chris is in distress? 241 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,640 Herbert is in distress? 242 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,643 Old turtle. 243 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,983 Hey, Meg? 244 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,527 I need to talk to you about something. 245 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,821 About Ross Dress for Less. 246 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,157 What? How do you know about that? 247 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,200 I heard what you said in the car. 248 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:50,412 Meg, I think you're very confused about something. 249 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,497 Oh, what? Wait, wait, let me guess. 250 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,458 Seymour's just using me? 251 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:57,044 Trust me, Chris, I'm not confused about anything. 252 00:13:57,045 --> 00:14:00,089 - No, Meg... - Stop spying on me, you little creep. 253 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,633 Oh, man, I got to tell somebody. 254 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:07,513 But first, let's have a look at this sex toy drawer. 255 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,936 Wow, big sex toy. 256 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:17,774 And big savings. That's Hitachi. 257 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,694 Goodbye, baby girl. 258 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,988 Daddy's going away for a while. 259 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,324 Ugh, I can't... 260 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,622 Ow! Ouch! 261 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,874 God, those claws went right through my pants. 262 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,751 Oh, my God. 263 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,419 Oh, my God, they're gone. 264 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,881 Kitty, you did it! You broke the curse! 265 00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,846 Peter, no! They went away. 266 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,723 - My hiccups are gone. - Oh, no. 267 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,309 That's exactly what you said not to listen to. 268 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,727 Peter, please! 269 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,604 I swear, they're gone! Listen! 270 00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,524 Sorry, Quagmire. I promised to take you out of your misery. 271 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,359 And when I give my word on something, 272 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,485 I give it my all. 273 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,446 Like when I guarded Jeffrey Epstein. 274 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,532 We would like to see prisoner. 275 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,909 - On whose authority? - Your mother. 276 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:22,045 All right, I was able to hack into the city's server. 277 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:23,588 There's an accessible heat duct 278 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,215 on the southwest side of the building. 279 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,801 If we set off an explosion here... 280 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,262 Meg, I'm just gonna walk in and point a gun at the cashier. 281 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,222 Oh. Okay. 282 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:35,058 Yeah. Yeah, that-that should work. 283 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,399 Yeah, we don't need the timer, either. 284 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,652 It won't be a factor in anything I do. 285 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,287 You okay back there, Quagmire? 286 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,413 Why do you care 287 00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:57,914 if you're just gonna kill me anyway? 288 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,375 We're still friends. Geez. 289 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:07,007 That store is a disaster. 290 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,842 The robes are next to the hand weights. 291 00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:10,260 I mean, come on. 292 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,386 Go, Meg! Let's go. 293 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,392 We did it! Meg, that was... 294 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,269 Wow. 295 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,275 You're not just using me, are you? 296 00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,818 What would give you that idea? 297 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,278 I don't know. 298 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,863 Just used to being hurt, I guess. 299 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,740 Meg, in addition to being 300 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,702 the most kick-ass getaway driver I have ever seen, 301 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,246 I think you're the most amazing person 302 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,831 I've ever met. 303 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:03,999 Really? 304 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,167 ♪ Lift up your head ♪ 305 00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,087 ♪ Wipe off that mascara ♪ 306 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,089 ♪ Here, take my Kleenex ♪ 307 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,259 ♪ Wipe that mustard away ♪ 308 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,094 ♪ Show me your face ♪ 309 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,680 ♪ Clean as the morning ♪ 310 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,099 ♪ I know things were bad ♪ 311 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:26,271 ♪ But now they're okay ♪ 312 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,232 ♪ Suddenly Seymour. ♪ 313 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,526 Seymour! 314 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,669 Meg, get out of here. 315 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,756 - I'll take the heat for this. - What? Why? 316 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,759 Because you're my sister and I love you. 317 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,720 But what do we do about Seymo... 318 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,764 What the...? 319 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,433 Meg, there never was a Seymour. 320 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,934 Think about it. 321 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,604 Just hope you don't mind going fast. 322 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:10,315 Ooh. Big, flat butt, 11 o'clock. 323 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,566 I got it. 324 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,112 Oh, Seymour. 325 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,580 Don't turn the wheel, please. 326 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,541 I don't understand. 327 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,044 I watched you in front of Ross Dress for Less. 328 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:34,339 You were just revving the engine with your hand down your pants. 329 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,091 Look, whatever's going on with you, 330 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,968 we're gonna figure it out. 331 00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,722 Thank you, Chris. 332 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,558 What the hell? 333 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,895 We'll talk later. Just go. 334 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,980 Hey, you got to frickin' watch where you're going, man. 335 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,066 Chris? What are you doing out here? 336 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,360 Oh, y-you caught me. 337 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:59,155 I, uh, I stole your car and went on a joyride. 338 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:01,492 Yeah! 339 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,245 Chris, I am very disappointed in you, 340 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,455 and you are grounded, and we will talk about this 341 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,375 after I kill my best friend. 342 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,589 Well, Peter, I'm glad the gun jammed 343 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,299 and Quagmire's still alive. 344 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,884 Yeah, the gun definitely jammed 345 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,803 and I didn't miss him with all six bullets, 346 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,806 - that's for sure. - What are we gonna do about Meg? 347 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,308 She's upstairs having very loud sex 348 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,102 with her imaginary boyfriend. 349 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,271 ♪ Suddenly Seymour. ♪ 350 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,274 Maybe this has something to do with that. 351 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:37,485 The FDA has issued a recall on four brands of mustard 352 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,529 due to possible E. coli contamination. 353 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,905 So far, there have been 354 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,283 three confirmed cases here in Rhode Island. 355 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,577 Symptoms of infection include fever, diarrhea, 356 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,289 and delusions of having a criminal boyfriend. 357 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:52,417 Wow. That Family Guy simulation was really freaky. 358 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,086 It's like I was in the episode. 359 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,089 I'll say. Do you want to do a Bob's Burgers? 360 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,176 Dude, lead with that next time.